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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1 流泪就跟放屁一样,最后都是看不见的东西。不同的是,放屁还能恶心下别人,而流泪只会伤害自己。

2 和七岁的小侄子坐在阳台上看落日,给他解释了地球自转,公转,月球绕地公转-日日月月年年。接着比划了一下相比太阳人之渺小,抛给他一个问题,这茫茫宇宙中人类活着的意义是什么啊。他搂着我的脖子,给了一个很棒的回答:看风景呀!

3房间乱七八糟的人的特征:一旦开始整理就整理得特别彻底;注重公用环境的整洁;万事拖到最后关头才动手;回忆起往事多有懊悔;钱包里收据比钞票多;会订计划但从来不看;生气的事睡一觉起来就忘;会忘记重要的事;口头禅是:好困啊。。。
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