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[短篇] 短笑话三条

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短笑话三条

1.周未有事,去找同事小丽,来到她住的小区,却不记得她住几单元几层楼了,叫人抓狂的是手机也没电了。。。这时,楼里一中年妇妇走了过来,我就问她,你知道这楼里小丽家住那儿吗?她笑道:“你是她什么人!”我赶紧道:“我是她同事,找她有事!”她不紧不慢道:“你是她同事,都不知道她住那儿,我哪知。。
2.大早没做好防寒工作到办公室后感觉额头有些发烫,便去楼下诊所拿了点药。回到办公室后扫荡一圈都没水了。本身从小体弱多病,就是一药罐子,直接五六片药片干吞,旁边女同事看呆了,一脸震惊,我连忙解释道:从小就体质不行,我吃药比吃饭还多。她也没说话转身走了。第二天,不知道从哪发酵散布的谣言,楞说我是大郎转世。。。。。。
3.本人发量少额头大那种,跟村里理发师商量着理一个成熟大气、潮流不轻浮的发型 理发师:放心老弟,保准理一个小到刚会走老到九十九都欢喜的发型 理完后,我照了照镜子,大过年的是挺喜庆的!跟寿星佬同款。

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