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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.我拿着两根差不多长短的吸管问3岁半的女儿:“宝贝,你看这两根吸管,哪一根更长?”
女儿撇了一眼道:“短的边上那根!”
2.朋友有6岁儿子,就刚刚偷偷在牌桌上拿他爸十块钱出去。

过会拿着冰淇淋回来了,他爸问你哪来的钱?

朋友儿子看了打牌的我们一眼:“谁没几个朋友啊!”

哎嘛,这孩子有钱途啊!!!
3.和我侄女守在电脑旁边看海绵宝宝,突然卡了。

侄女转过头问我:“小姨,为什么看不了了?”

我说:“看的人太多了吧。”

只见侄女小嘴一瞥,说道:“小姨,你出去吧,我自己看就不卡了。”
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