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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、老情人五十年后相见,亲热后,老头叹:一江春水已干,两山已成平川,只剩两颗葡萄干。老太婆叹:茅草堆里到处翻,始终不见枪和弹,一根萝卜干还弯三道弯!

2、父对儿曰:母乃祖国,父乃党,保姆乃社会,你乃人民,请造句,儿不解?半夜见父与保姆苟合,顿悟:祖国在沉睡,党在搞社会,社会在呻吟,人民在流泪。

3、幸运五十二现场,老婆比划老化猜,画面是元宵,女说:圆的,白的,软软的,甜的,男茫然,女提示,昨晚刚吃过,男回答,咪咪,全场笑翻!!

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